Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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