i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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