McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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