i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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