I can tuck mytits in my pants
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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