This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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