Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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