Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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