Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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