But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
