i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you guys were way drunker than both of me
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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