Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I deserve to be covered in dicks
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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