I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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