I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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