at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
A+ Viking dick
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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