dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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