at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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