You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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