I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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