we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
