You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
