my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I have post one night stand depression
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