D3 body, D1 cock
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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