I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
not ubering you a puppy
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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