found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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