DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
