My friends, they love my intelligence
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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