Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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