The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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