Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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