Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I think people are normalizing furries
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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