I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
