she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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