did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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