i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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