Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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