Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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