Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Randomize
