after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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