My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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