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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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