: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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