morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize