You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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