it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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