Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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