Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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