The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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