apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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