that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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