Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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