Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wish my penis had a tongue
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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