He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You can make out without kissing
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