therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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