I don't remember. Are we still dating?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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