...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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