Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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