I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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