eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
as a side note pls kill me
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