I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
